Animal Star Cookies
- THC
- 32%
- Flowering
- 8–10 wk
- Terpene
- Caryophyllene
- Effect
- Uplifted
- Difficulty
- Beginner
Strain facts
Checked Oct 21, 2026 · 5 sources
99 Problems is a hybrid that's intermediate to grow. It was bred by Cloud Clover Cannabis from Stardawg and White 99. Its THC is about 28% (sources say 23–31%), higher than 94% of the 2,347 strains in our database that list THC. It flowers in about 8 weeks.
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- Type
- Hybrid
- THC
- About 28%23–31% across 3 sources
- Top terpenes
- Caryophyllene peppery, spicy
- Humulene earthy, hoppy
- Limonene citrus
- Breeder
- Cloud Clover Cannabis
- Grow difficulty
- Intermediate1 source
- Flowering
- About 8 weeks1 source
5 sources for this profile
- Leafly public strain listing
- Weedmaps public strain listing
- Breeder information: Cloud Clover Cannabis
Grow facts
- AllBud (strain database) THC
- Crop King Seeds (seed bank) CBD, difficulty, flowering, THC, yield indoor and yield outdoor
Grow facts come from the breeder first, then seed banks and strain databases. With 2 sources we show the range and the middle; with 3 or more, the range and the median, after leaving out values far from the rest. The breeder's own value is the anchor, unless it is far from every other source (outside their range and more than 20% from their median); then we show the full range and the median of all of them. A fact from a single source is marked "1 source", and a fact no source lists is left out. Yields are converted to one unit: indoor per square meter, outdoor per plant.
CTU writes every profile from these facts; we do not copy other sites' descriptions. Values that are a generic default in the source data are left out. Last checked Oct 21, 2026.
Source: CTU strain dataset (public strain listings and breeder info, checked by CTU), verified Oct 2026. Potency, flavor and effects vary by grower, batch and plant. Facts no source lists are left out.
How to grow 99 Problems
The grow facts a breeder or public strain listing gives for 99 Problems.
- Flowering time
- About 8 weeks1 source. Faster than 80% of strains with a listed time
- Yield indoor
- About 400 g/m²1 source
- Yield outdoor
- About 400 g per plant1 source
- Difficulty
- Intermediate1 source. One of 884 intermediate-rated strains
Flowering window (weeks after the switch to 12/12)
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Sources: the breeder, seed banks and strain databases listed under sources, checked Oct 2026. Percentages compare with every strain in our database that lists the same fact.
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About 99 Problems
99 Problems is listed in public strain databases as a hybrid attributed to Cloud Clover Cannabis. Public lineage data lists it as a cross of Stardawg and White 99.
99 Problems THC level
99 Problems’s THC is about 28% (sources say 23–31%), higher than 94% of the 2,347 strains in our database that list THC. Potency varies by grower, batch and lab, so read these numbers as typical values, not guarantees.
99 Problems aroma, flavor and terpenes
Flavor notes reported for 99 Problems: cheese, berry and diesel. The terpenes listed most often are caryophyllene (peppery, spicy), humulene (woody, hoppy) and limonene (citrus). Caryophyllene is the lead terpene for about 24% of the high-confidence strains in our dataset, so it is a less common lead. Terpenes shape smell and taste; their levels change from batch to batch.
Reported effects of 99 Problems
People who have tried 99 Problems most often report feeling energetic, focused, creative, happy and uplifted. These are user reports, not promises. Effects differ from person to person and depend on dose, setting and tolerance.
99 Problems family tree
Its parents, from published lineage.
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Matched on shared parents, top terpenes, type and THC. Never on medical use.
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